bunch of beach bums

once again, our company decided to embark on an adventure to sentosa. fantastic!!

now i shall present to u, courtesy of my great camera skills : A BUNCH OF BEACH BUMS

We started off with a good meal at mcdonalds. man i totally love mcgriddles. all those who think it sucks seriously need to reconsider their life morals and goals. i mean where can u find a burger that combines hotcakes, sausage mcmuffin, sausage eggmcmuffin all into one??



Alright! Posing for a photo in the wee hours. Check out those matching shirts!! courtesy of daniel from the distant land of bangkok. also dun forget to check out the 2nd guy from the right ;)



Introducing the much awaited debut of beach boy... MR VELOCIPREY IGLESIAS!!





WOOHOOO bunch of faggy ppl happily posing for the camera





LOVE TRIANGLE. tensions running high indeed as the love rivalry simmers...




Talent Contest No. 1
MOST HANDSOME BOYBAND

On the left side of the sentosa rail carriage, we have...



C4!!! (From left to right, Cool, Cute, Charming, Charismatic) Not to be mistaken for F4, yes i know they look much like those guys from taiwan.




And on the right side of the sentosa train, we have..


Handsome!! (Not Hanson, handsome.. get it?)
3 very talented young men.

And the judges have voted.. YES HANDSOME WIN hands down due to the guy on the left possessing all the C4 characteristics (cool, cute, charming and charismatic), and handsome as well, with muscular to boot. What a complete package. Not to forget he's musically inclined, has a wonderful singing voice, almost pass soc, excellent sportsman, etc.. u get the idea






Shuo Xian showing us some of his current projects including that gigantic bridge that connects his room to his toilet. Also don't forget to check out his 8 cars that he loaned to his slaves/workers.. like those guys down there (scroll down)!





Shuo Xian's slaves/workers!! all dressed up for work.






Much like Christopher Colombus, I, Glen Tan, led my group of loyal sailors to conquer the unconquered land of sentosa!! Together we form the core of forefathers to set foot on this sacred land. May our descendants forever live on sentosa in harmony and prosperity! Quite funnily, i would say Imran decided to take his state loyalty one step further, by faithfully following the words on our national flag... (scroll down)






as such! dumb.






From a swimmer to a terrorist, this Imran is a myriad of identities. beware THE GREAT PAKI (haha i will never forget how we tried leading him into the pillar~~ LOL)






Colin: Wha?? Frank!! there's a beetle in your ear!!
Frank: Yeah u can only see it when i tiptoe.






Introducing the POH TWIN BROTHERS!! ~~so cute~~






ck's beloved Hewlett Packard Limited Edition Mini Frisbee was thrown into an oncoming tram, which in its effort to avoid the frisbee on the floor (which it would have missed anyway if it ignored the frisbee), veered aside and smashed it into pieces, along with all our hopes and dreams. Yes people, our country, Sentosa, has received its first threat of invasion. Our sacred HP frisbee relic has been destroyed by the enemy. Our first ever invader, Mr Tram Driver, shall learn never to mess with us. Tonight with dine in hell!! AH-WOO




Talent Contest No 2
Biggest Chest

Round 1
Glen "Muscular" Tan vs Big "Frank" Poppa Pump Tummy



And the verdict is out.. *drumroll*
the judges have unanimously voted in favour of Muscular Tan!! A steamroller of a result. Frank's tummy may be bigger, but Glen's chest pwns all.




Round 2
Mr Velociprey Iglesias Chin Kuan aka. VICK vs Glen "Muscular" Tan



This match is winner takes all. Who will win? and the winner is ..
*drumroll*
STAY TUNED AFTER THE BREAK!
*break over*
the winner is Muscular Tan!! simply for being more muscular and handsome.







Presenting the most retarded looking face of the day. Yes most cui also! Totally ack kute. CUI!






WELL WELL WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE.. I thought i would take this photo of VICK brushing sand off brandon, cos it totally looked like one was whipping the other. But check out the TREASURE i found. YES U BETTER BELIEVE IT!! something is spilling out and no its not my biceps peeking out of my sleeve, but the one and only.. *cough* flub *cough* burrhhh *cough*







*er herm* half day off. *er herm* change my mind, 1 nights out.


thats all! lack of ending photos due to my fateful mishap. Fear not, our legacy in sentosa will not be forgotten. We will one day regain control of this land, drive out all those suntanning ppl! how dare they TAN in the sun when their surname is not even TAN!! ridiculous, u dun see me WONG-ing at the pool or LIM-ing in bunk. ZZZ...