thank you

Alas after a quite interesting week in army, amidst a garang pc, a pokemon-cheating sergeant, a quite mentally retarded DY, bobo CEDI specs, unfit juniors, a gay B2 PA, and many more. I would like to thank weidong shuo xian ericson daniel colin brandon for a hell of a week! (and for helping me to soften that last minute blow as well!)

Metallica-like singing, a trip to NUH, adopting the no-way-im-doing-guard-duty mentality, monster hunting, going gym when CSM asked us to run, 3v3 soccer, gorging ourselves at alexandra food village, running my last ever platoon-organised external run, eating breakfast at KAP macs.

madness, i love army.

Pokemon! Gotta Catch Em All!

Woohoo just now i traded my Kangaskhan for a Venusaur! With this dude from Germany! Funky~

yo

After a rather up-and-down weekend, it is time to face a comparatively demanding week ahead.

On monday, i shall guard maju with pride! Standing tall as a fearsome warrior in front of maju's gates, no calamity shall befall my mighty fortress!

On tuesday, my uniform will embody the spirit of singapore, as i, a proud embassador, will represent my great country in presenting the revolutionary SKYLINE to a much heralded thai general.

sings *mee hoo mee taa hang yao* which translates as: Two eyes two ears one tail. Guess what? YAY YES! The Elephant Song i learned in Chiang Mai!

On Wednesday, i shall head down to the secretive location of HQ (clementi camp) and present to some dudes again. Yes as u can see my week is getting more interesting.

On Thursday, out into the unknown of Pasir Laba Camp as I commence on my combat shoot. It is there where i shall release my alter ego: The Spartan Soldier. I will take down the target with my SAR21 in all its glory. Onward to victory! and only two things can happen:

Failure to get Marksman: TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL!

Marksman and $200 reward: TONIGHT, WE DINE IN SAKAE SUSHI!

Good night, and good fight.

singing

I'm actually a little glad to have rejoined choir cos i love to SIIIIIIIIINGGG!!! Its exciting!! wahahehehe my mum is now a lao jiao choir member. Along with aunty ellen, so shy, must sit at the back. And 3/4 of gan siblings joined as well, KEWLZ. No wonder Derrick looked happy today. But more importantly...

I CAN FINALLY NOW EAT CHOIR FOOD WITHOUT ANY GUILT!!!!!!!!!




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Oh man i like boyband songs. I liked the voice of the guy who sang kokomo last saturday night as well. am i gay?

Of course not, gays don't have bulging biceps like me. I also don't carry handbags. I also don't support New Urban Male. I don't wear havanas. Lastly, i'm so HANDSOME and STRONG and AMAZING how can i be gay.

On the topic of boybands, even though everyone laughs at me for liking that genre of songs, deep down, i know that every single hot-blooded male wants to sing it in kbox and secretly loves an A1 song or Westlife ballad or maybe "I want it that way".

I mean, jay chou, ah du and jj lin aren't much more manly.