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Well, just read a news report on this beautiful poster which is as huge as a billboard and pasted right outside a busy Manchester shopping centre (waiyip go take a photo for me when u get there!). Even though i'm not a City fan myself, but i hate Man Utd more. Much much more.

Anyway this poster has created some controversy with Sir Alex Ferguson lacking sufficient maturity to actually ignore the taunt of the poster and branding it "arrogant". LOL the man is losing it. He lost his ultimate workhorse Carlos Tevez and is left with a dumb lazy goal-eluding skunk called Dimitar Berbatov. Of course i would be sore and suck my thumb and whine to my mum & the paparazzi at every opportunity i get.

Anyway here's the story behind the poster in a nutshell:

You see, Man City originated in MANCHESTER itself. However, Man Utd came from a small town called STRETFORD which isn't really in Manchester. Of course, the City fans have not hesitated to emphasise on that fact (they don't really have anything else to suan Man Utd about cos they pretty much suck).

So when Tevez moved from the red half to blue half of Manchester, they are pretty much just saying "Ah Tevez ya son of ar gun, previously ya wer' in Stretford with those Man Utd c*nts, and we ol know they ain't fram Manchester, but now ye has finally com to the actual citeh of Manchester. So welcome! make yeself at 'ome, and hap yeself a cuppa tea while ya're at it"

Of course Sir Alex is such a SNAG and actually took offence at that. yeah whatever. Don't you think the poster would be an absolutely BRILLIANT SHIRT DESIGN? Just checked it out and yes they have it on ebay!!! incredible! but they only ship in UK. I must get my hands on it!!


P.S. Sorry Man City Tevez was a great signing but you pretty much blew it when you signed Adebayor.