What a cracker by Tan!!!

Devoid of ideas on what to write, responding to jlo's tag on the tagboard has given me inspiration on what to blog about in the wee hours of the night.

My stupendous football goal

Its a bright cooling evening here at Toa Payoh Arena, whereby two great teams have gathered to do battle on the pitch today, in what could be a potential title-decider. Gunning for the top after being billed pre-season as underdogs, LorongAhSoo FC have surprised many a skeptic and are fast closing in on the title. A recent good run of form saw them swept aside many tough opponents in convincing fashion, with cracking goals from Jlo the Ball-destroyer & Dangerous Dan, assisted (albeit extremely luckily) by Seth the Dog and Alvin the Poacher.

The team today is captained by inspirational leader Muscular Glen, who has recently suffered a dip in form. That can only be explained by his recent experience with the infamous illness, queerly named "ORD", which plummets a man back into the depths of unfitness and transform him into something of a swine. Effects of the illness include severe lack of stamina, a Fatty Layer over ABS (FLABS), and addiction to dota. This has hampered Muscular Glen's performances on the pitch, but I'm sure he'll want to make amends today and prove the critics wrong.

On the other side of the pitch, we have Toa Payoh Indians FC, a group of indians from Toa Payoh. Stereotypically, they're good.

*beep*

The referee blows the whistle! And we're off!

Some quick passing exchanges and a few tough tackles are the story of the day. Both teams quickly warm the hands of the opposition's keeper.

Keeper Seth the Dog throws a slow ball out to Muscular Glen, but he gets tackled! He loses the ball in a dangerous position, and Indian 1 must score!!

OHHHH WHAT A SAVE FROM SETH THE DOG. Pure class, perfectly suited for the role of keeper, unfortunately not suited for any other role. Oh that mistake by Muscular Glen could have been so costly.

Muscular Glen seems out of his depth at the moment. There were questions regarding his match fitness and his recent lack of form, and there have been calls for the manager (who is also Muscular Glen) to drop him, in essence, to drop himself. Fortunately, the manager has decided against it and once again, allowing the world to view his talent, but will he produce the goods for LorongAhSoo FC?

And Jlo, gets the ball in defence, passes to Alvin the really lazy Poacher, who controls it scrappily. Muscular Glen calls for the ball, Alvin gives it to him. They're still in defence but they're under heavy pressure. Muscular Glen finds a gap and plays a 1-2 with Alvin, who gives him back a lousy bouncing ball.

Muscular Glen takes the ball, but he's being squeezed by two people!! What will he do?? Muscular Glen is pushed to the side with considerable force but he has somehow managed to kick the ball despite being so roughly man-handled! With a majestic swing of his boot, he connects with the ball sweetly!!! The ball starts to fly towards Indian Keeper's goal. It looks like its heading straight for the top corner!! Indian Keeper attempts a desperate dive!! NO CHANCE!! HE HAD NO CHANCE!!! MUSCULAR GLEN SCORES ONE OF THE BEST GOALS OF ALL TIME!!! WHAT A CRACKER SON!!! WHAT A CRACKER!!! THAT IS GENIUS! THAT IS GENIUS! YOU DON'T BUY THEM, THEY DON'T COME IN PACKETS. THIS INCREDIBLY MUSCULAR MAN HAS SCORED AN INCREDIBLE GOAL. I AM FLABBERGASTED AND AMAZED AT WHAT I'VE SEEN, AND THE CROWD IS TOO! I AM TRULY BLESSED TO BE ABLE TO WITNESS THIS GOAL TODAY!! HIS TEAMMATES EMBRACE HIM AND THE CROWD ARE ABSOLUTELY LOVING IT HERE. IT JUST DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS..

*commentator catches his breath*

Let's see the replay



What an amazing player. Unfortunately, due to technical difficulties, we are unable to show you the rest of Muscular Glen's exploits at the Toa Payoh Arena.

Goodnight!

for the love of mugging

i'm in hon sui sen library mugging now!!! even though my class only starts in 3 hours time!! i'm crazy!!! i love to mug!!!


This is fantastic and surreal

tremors

Just felt tremors 5 minutes ago. A horrifying feeling when you think that something so small is already causing so much fear, how about those at the epicenter?

Unfortunately, the reality is that Singapore doesn't quite care about earthquakes and I have to complete my management science tutorial.

Back to mugging.

dsc2003

desperately disappointed with DSC mid terms. no more late nights!

Every tuition lesson I teach...

Dr Accrued Service Revenue 62.50
Cr Service Revenue 62.50

Must be done at the end of the month. Closing entry. Study. Study. Study.


What are the 4 features of an information society?

1. A society in which economical and cultural life is critically dependent on information and communication technologies.

2. A society in which information is central to the government and economy

3. A society in which information is the main product or is essential to other products

4. A society which is integrated by complex communication networks which rapidly exchange and develop information

GG

:D

PLATE REMOVED! Time to flash my megawatt smile *beams*

Arsene Wenger is the most incredible man you'll ever find. In a time when people are just speaking in anger and foolishness about babyfarming and stealing of young people, Wenger comes out to show to all that he is the GREATEST MIND IN FOOTBALL. (Unlike a certain demented Mr Ferguson who tries to shy away from the situation and claiming "it would be ridiculous to pay the parents", how short-sighted and unbrave to speak up against the demons of UEFA)

Here is what Arsene Wenger had to say:

"People think that we take 30 players every year and you get them into your academy," he insisted. "No, it's not like that. When we take one or two, we give them a top level education, we give them a top level scholarship, and we look after them socially.

"Look at the alternative. If you ban players from moving before the age of 18, you know what will happen? The player will be sold anyway,'' he said. "To whom? To agents. At what age? At 13, 14. Where will they go? Not to top-level clubs with top-level education.

"They will go to clubs who have been bought by business people, of a very low level, and will stay there until the age of 18 waiting to be sold. The money will go out of the game. You have always to look if you make one decision, what kind of alternative?

"If your players cannot move to the best clubs, I believe they will not improve. At the end of the day, to be a top-level player is to be with the best. You can speak bout the compensation level, is it right or not. I am open to that.

"I am against the process of stopping the players moving to the top level. If you have a child who is a good musician, what is your first reaction? It is to put it into a good music school, not in an average one, so why should that not happen in football?"


Oh gosh so blindingly obvious why can't the rest of europe see the logic.